Just read an ::ahem:: “article” over on the NBC Sports site dubiously titled “Dana White Doesn’t Want Icky Girls In His UFC Tree Fort.” If you don’t know who Dana White is, well, you aren’t even a casual MMA fan. The foul-mouthed Bostonian (are there any other kinds?) is President and part-owner of the UFC, and the man most responsible for turning around not only his corporation but the entire sport. He’s not polished, but he is smart, and I like his product. He has flaws. These are readily viewable with a simple Google search. But that is no excuse for this. The author, Rick Chandler, concludes his short piece – based on a ONE WORD answer White gave to the ever-invasive cameras of TMZ – with the following scintillating analysis:
OK, I think we get the picture. We now take you to the scene of another 6-year-old mentality, via Calvin & Hobbes, already in progress:
Calvin: Our top-secret club, G.R.O.S.S.– Get Rid Of Slimy girlS!
Susie: Slimy girls?!
Calvin: I know that’s redundant, but otherwise it doesn’t spell anything.
Of course, the head of the UFC must be a misogynistic, immature dolt. Many people, ignorant of the sport, would say the same about us fans. But this is ridiculous.
The primary reason that the UFC does not have a women’s division (and likely won’t for quite some time) is a relatively low number of female fighters. The UFC is the major-league, marquee MMA organization. They will never have a women’s division until there are enough high-quality female fighters (in a particular weight class) to justify its creation in the top-shelf promotion. This same logic applies to why there will not be (also for a long, long time) a super-heavyweight (265 lbs. +) division: very few – if any – high-quality fighters in that bracket.
But I didn’t need to tell you all that. Hopefully, all you needed to see was the title of this article to know that this was a pathetic excuse for sports journalism. To run to the opposite extreme, where is Ariel Helwani when I need him?
P.S. Sue, if you read this, feel free to correct me! Aside from college newspaper experience (ha!) I am no expert in this field. But as a fan, I was offended by this hack piece.